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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

WHY IS MY DASH AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS FROM MY FUCKING DASH TODAY? IF THIS A NEW FEATURE ITS SUPER DUMB

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

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parallelanprincess:

ahirukaizoku:

Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother) - Holding Out for A Hero

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this is my 5th most played song on my ipod

no regrets

This is still one of the best songs in animated history

rosedave:

can you imagine how many things mom lalonde would confess that rose would just brush off as a joke thoimage

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loch-ness-asparagus:

For my lovely friend invader-bean

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard