in other news, my queue ran out over a month ago.
in other, other news, i dont think i really mind.
Perfect Little Freaks: Act 4 (Act 1 Act 1 here!)
[A4A4]: i need you to pick me up
"Oi, Lalonde, pass me one."
Dave didn’t know when he’d become the designated beer distributor, but it probably had something to do with the fact he was camping out in the kitchen and had been for almost an hour.
With the school year almost over and finals looming for the Juniors, it seemed only logical for the endless stream of parties to begin. As he’d moved up through the school, Dave had remained as uncool as ever but his ability out on the track was almost enough to make up for his eccentric classroom behaviours. He’d moved up into the middleground, able to move in both circles almost unnoticed.
He’d snuck into the living room earlier and plugged his iPod into the dock so his own mixes had been on for a while. Someone had changed changed it not long after and started up their own playlist, which heavily featured the works of Di-Stri. He escaped to the kitchen after that, because it was too much irony for him to deal with.
His classmates had no idea that the basic premise of Send In The Clowns had come from one of his nightmares years earlier, and he had every intention of keeping it that way.
Well, that took longer than expected.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just
i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE
I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.
And it just gets worse as it keeps going.
Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother) - Holding Out for A Hero
this is my 5th most played song on my ipod
This is still one of the best songs in animated history
can you imagine how many things mom lalonde would confess that rose would just brush off as a joke tho
For my lovely friend invader-bean
what the actual fuck Jennifer