anonorange

frantzfandom:

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen


Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49

Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49

delilahmidnight:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIMETHIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE FALLEN FOR THIS.

xrayandvavin:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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nonnegative:

still my favorite homer moment ever

yawnforknowledge:

Love this scene so much.

wunderscheisse:

Rose: Receive likeable feline creature from your Mom.

wunderscheisse:

Rose: Receive likeable feline creature from your Mom.

grimdarkthroes:

destroythepast:

grimdarkthroes:

destroythepast:

grimdarkthroes:

plazmataz:

This is a Homestuck song I’ve been working on. It’s not totally finished, but this is a good demo version! Codenamed “Project Latitude” because the title would give away which character the song is for (you might be able to guess anyhow).

Oh hot damn.

*Crackles knuckles*

*Listens through once*

… What the fuck. Okay, so, I’m hearing the clocks that are traditionally associated with LE/The Felt, and also a bit around 2:09 which is very reminiscent of LE… besides that, the title of it suggests possibly Vriska?

My God, I have NEVER heard a song this unclear. The high voices suggest a God Tier doing… something? 

I’m so lost. This is the first song that has legitimately baffled me. 

What. I am so lost. I am so confused. Plaz you have confused me. And now I have to listen to this song apprx 1128931987 more times until I can pick it apart note by note and figure out who it’s for. 

I’m baffled too! My mind went, for whatever reason, to one or more of the beta kids—it kind of gave me a Jade vibe for whatever reason, but since you mentioned clocks (which I’ll admit I didn’t notice at first), maybe Dave instead? One of the other Time players (*cough Aradia cough*)? Or someone completely different?

Damn fine song, in any case.

The title suggests Vriska, the theme suggests Time, MAYBE, and a little God Tier, MAYBE. Of course, the clocks could also be because of one of Hussie’s Flash Countdowns, so there’s that. (Y’know how he loves him some timers.) 

The sort of… ugh I am not a musician forgive me… the “crunchy” feel to it gives me the distinct impression of either a dark situation/circumstance or a dark character. 

Hmm, excellent point! I totally get what you mean by a crunchy feel—I’m no musician myself, but I get whatcha mean.

…Dark characters? Time? MAYBE God Tier but who even knows? Can I hope for a Damara song??

Okay, listening through again. I’ll type up my observations as I go…

  • There’s definitely a countdown-feeling thing at the beginning. Reminds me, in feel, of Sburban Jungle and the like.  
  • The brighter chords give off a (fairly literal, I suppose) Light player feel, IMO. 
  • On second listen, I’m definitely seconding you on the God Tier thing. There’s a feeling of raw power to it.
  • I’m getting the impression of something/someone rising/awakening in some way. Not quite along the lines of MeGaLoVania and its usage in [S] Wake; it’s more gradual, almost calculated.
  • Actually, the entire song has a very cold, calculated feel to it, masquerading (to my ears, anyway) as bright…

I think I may have an idea, actually. You mentioned the title reminding you of Vriska, and (forgive me for my presumptuousness here) I’m guessing it reminded you of her because of the whole longitude and latitude thing—stuff you’d find on a map, which is supported by the art.

I personally never got much of a Vriska vibe off of this song, but upon listening again, I am getting the impression of a different Light player.

Aranea.

My entire interp is rough and kinda shitty, probably, but maybe it represents her rise to power and return to life—and her grandiose, self-centered plans and actions, all masquerading as trying to help everyone. Plus, she’s one of the few fairly major characters without any sort of theme (aside from, I suppose, Cobalt Corsair, but since that’s a Mindfang theme specifically, and I personally don’t quite count pre- and post-scratch selves as “the same person” due to the whole nature vs. nurture thing I don’t think it counts as an Aranea song per se), and since she’s become a lot more plot-important since the release of Volume 9…it would make sense, I think.

I’m far from certain, of course, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if I turned out to be right, which is more than I could say of my previous guesses. :P

You know, I honestly am horrified at the thought of Aranea going super sayain on us. 

Holy fuckaroni, I like this theory a lot. Let me mull on it.

lightsaurora:

fuk-dubstep:

helter-my-skelter:

regener8-extermin8:

mishasminions:

ifyouwannabeaminermine:

ofthesea-:

princeharryisasillybitch:

luminarychild:

danielwolfy:

kayleejennnn:

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.


NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

ogmasdlkfh

OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.

Good Parenting. Good. 

I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room

*bookmarks for future use against future children*

lightsaurora:

fuk-dubstep:

helter-my-skelter:

regener8-extermin8:

mishasminions:

ifyouwannabeaminermine:

ofthesea-:

princeharryisasillybitch:

luminarychild:

danielwolfy:

kayleejennnn:

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

image

NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

ogmasdlkfh

OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.

Good Parenting. Good. 

I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room

*bookmarks for future use against future children*